O Comedor de Calango e o Gerente da Multinacional Lyrics Translation in English
BaiaPortuguese Lyrics
English Translation
Na minha infância eu comia calango vivo
In my childhood, I used to eat live lizard
Comia calango seco, comia calango lá
Ate dried lizard, ate lizard there
Era buchudo que nem baiacu virado
I was as bloated as a turned pufferfish
Meu joelho era inchado de eu tanto caminhar
My knee was swollen from so much walking
Mas no que a fome me batia era cegueira
But when hunger struck, it was blindness
Eu saía a fazer poeira
I went out raising dust
Pra caçar calango lá
To hunt lizards there
Bicho ligeiro anda virado na cachorra
Quick creature, turns like crazy
Corre mais do que uma porra
Runs faster than anything
Era impossível de alcançar
It was impossible to catch
Era preciso um bocado de inteligência
A bit of intelligence was needed
As armadilha e a paciência
The traps and patience
Pra mode a gente almoçar
So that we could have lunch
Matava o bicho com uma pedrada na cabeça
Killed the creature with a stone to the head
E pendurava ele na cerca
And hung it on the fence
Pra carne poder secar
So the meat could dry
E a carne seca eu comia com macaxeira
And the dried meat, I ate with cassava
E espantava a mosca bicheira
And chased away the botfly
Que queria o meu jantar
That wanted my dinner
Mas êita que é agora que eu me espalho
But oh, now I spread out
Que plantaram um fast food
They planted a fast food
Bem no meio do sertão
Right in the middle of the backcountry
Larguei a calangada do balaio
I left the lizard hunting basket
E me juntei a fila armada
And joined the armed line
Pra fazer a refeição
To have a meal
Big calango com alface, queijo, pão com gergelim
Big lizard with lettuce, cheese, sesame bread
Suco de xiquexique e eu sem capital
Chayote juice and I without capital
Pois é que agora nem caçar a gente pode
Well, now we can't even hunt
Porque foi privatizado pela multinacional
Because it was privatized by the multinational
Acontece que o gerente do franxaize
It turns out that the manager of the franchise
Que contrata funcionário
Who hires employees
Ouviu falar do meu nôrrau
He heard about my trouble
E hoje eu ando caçando calango tanto
And today I'm hunting lizards so much
De freelance pago um lanche com o salário semanal
As a freelancer, I buy a meal with the weekly salary
Deus me dê grana pra eu poder casar com Ana
God, give me money to marry Ana
Me dê poupança pra eu comprá-lhe as alianças
Give me savings to buy her the rings
Sucesso pra eu me adaptar ao progresso
Success for me to adapt to progress
Caçando calango tanto, caçando calango lá
Hunting lizards so much, hunting lizards there