O Comedor De Calango E O Gerente Da Multinacional
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Translation
Na minha infância eu comia calango vivo
In my childhood, I used to eat live lizard
Comia calango seco, comia calango lá
Ate dried lizard, ate lizard there
Era buchudo que nem baiacu virado
It was chubby like a turned pufferfish
Meu joelho era inchado de eu tanto caminhar
My knee was swollen from so much walking
Mas no que a fome me batia era cegueira
But when hunger struck, it was blindness
Eu saía a fazer poeira
I went out raising dust
Pra caçar calango lá
To hunt lizard there
Bicho ligeiro anda virado na cachorra
The nimble creature was running like crazy
Corre mais do que uma porra
Ran faster than hell
Era impossível de alcançar
It was impossible to catch
Era preciso um bocado de inteligência
It took a lot of intelligence
As armadilha e a paciência
Traps and patience
Pra mode a gente almoçar
So we could have lunch
Matava o bicho com uma pedrada na cabeça
Killed the creature with a stone to the head
E pendurava ele na cerca
And hung it on the fence
Pra carne poder secar
For the meat to dry
E a carne seca eu comia com macaxeira
And the dried meat, I ate with cassava
E espantava a mosca bicheira
And scared away the fly
Que queria o meu jantar
That wanted my dinner
Mas êita que é agora que eu me espalho
But now, I'm spreading out
Que plantaram um fastfood
They planted a fast food joint
Bem no meio do sertão
Right in the middle of the backlands
Larguei a calangada do balaio
I left the lizard hunting
E me juntei a fila armada
And joined the armed line
Pra fazer a refeição
To have a meal
Big calango com alface, queijo, pão com gergelim
Big lizard with lettuce, cheese, sesame bread
Suco de xiquexique e eu sem capital
Milkweed juice, and me without cash
Pois é que agora nem caçar a gente pode
Nowadays, we can't even hunt
Porque foi privatizado pela multinacional
Because it's been privatized by the multinational
Acontece que o gerente do franxaize
The thing is, the franchise manager
Que contrata funcionário
Who hires employees
Ouviu falar do meu "know how"
Heard about my 'know how'
E hoje eu ando caçando calango tanto
And now I'm hunting lizards so much
De freelance pago um lanche com o salário semanal
As a freelancer, I buy a meal with the weekly salary
Deus me dê grana pra eu poder casar com Ana
God, give me money to marry Ana
Me dê poupança pra eu comprá-lhe as alianças
Give me savings to buy her the rings
Sucesso pra eu me adaptar ao progresso
Success to adapt to progress
Caçando calango tango, caçando calango lá
Hunting lizard tango, hunting lizard there
Caçando calango tango, caçando calango lá
Hunting lizard tango, hunting lizard there