Acontecesse Lyrics Translation in English
Bruno Batista
Portuguese Lyrics
English Translation
Se um dia acontecesse
If one day it happened
De nós se amirar
That we fell in love
Um cadinho que sêsse
A little bit more
E se acaso ocorresse
And if by chance it occurred
De tu se engraçasse
That you found it amusing
E eu correspondesse
And I responded
E se aprumasse
And if it straightened up
E se desgarrasse
And if it wandered off
De qualquer devesse
From any obligation
E na hora do enlace
And at the moment of union
Eu não me furtasse
I wouldn't shy away
E tu me arrecebesse.
And you would accept me
E nós se empariasse
And we would pair up
Tu me trespassasse
You would pierce me
Eu não me contesse
I wouldn't hold back
E eu mais tu se embrenhasse
And I and you would immerse
E nem assuntasse
And wouldn't care
De tanto queresse
As much as you desired
E adispois começasse
And afterward would begin
Teus óio virasse
You would turn your eyes
Minhas pernas tremesse
My legs would tremble
E se do Diabo gostasse
And if the Devil liked it
Deus escutasse
God listened
E um anjo descesse.
And an angel descended
E achegasse num susto
And approached suddenly
E com muito custo
And with much effort
Nós se apercebesse
We would realize
E ele arresolvesse
And he would resolve
Arrastar asa pra tu, e eu vêsse
To drag his wings to you, and I would see
E o safado eu maldasse
And the scoundrel I would curse
(Que Deus perdoasse)
(May God forgive)
Eu ensandecesse
I would go insane
E o anjo depenasse
And the angel would pluck
Ele gargalhasse
He would laugh heartily
E arrespondesse:
And reply:
"Fui pro céu por acaso
"I went to heaven by chance
(Um caso com uma santa estrangeira)
(A case with a foreign saint)
Os donzelo odiaram
The young men hated
E me agarraram com uma padroeira
And caught me with a patron saint
Então fui rebaixado
So I was demoted
Pra Anjo da Guarda das Virgem Embusteira
To Guardian Angel of Deceptive Virgins
E agora depenado
And now, plucked
Vou virar beato
I'm going to become devout
Das alcoviteiras".
Of the matchmakers".