Orkut de Mulher Lyrics Translation in English

To olhando o orkut dela já faz uma cara

Looking at her Orkut already makes a face

Nem adicionei nao, nem dei as cara

I didn't add, didn't even show up

Mais também olha o tanto de cara presente

But also look at the number of guys present

Todos dando em cima descaradamente

All hitting on her shamelessly

Mais essas parada mente é tudo fotoshoop

But these things, man, it's all Photoshop

As foto no shoopping comprando so do top

The photos at the mall, only buying the top

Enquanto sobe o tope eu penso tomara que caia

While the top rises, I hope it falls

Umas foto tem peitao em outras já tá meio paia

Some photos have big breasts, in others, it's kind of meh

Saia mais real que a calça

A skirt more real than the pants

Se nao tem bunda usa aquele jeans que realça

If there's no butt, use those jeans that enhance

Se é vagabunda enche os enchimento perfeito

If she's promiscuous, stuff the perfect padding

Junta os braço no corpo pra aulmentar os peito

Bringing her arms to the body to increase the chest

Ela tem foto louca com as amigas na boate

She has crazy photos with her friends at the club

Ela tem foto alternativa ela tem foto paty

She has alternative photos, she has party photos

Tem um albuns so pro amore para esquecer os enganos, né

She has an album just for love to forget the mistakes, right?

Uma foto de boné pra paga de mano

A photo with a cap to look like a tough guy

Ela tem foto bloqueada que é so pra as amigas

She has blocked photos just for her friends

E os amigos ciumentos nao aceita e briga

And jealous friends don't accept and fight

Mais ela sabe se impor qualquer um percebi

But she knows how to stand up, everyone notices

Quase nao manda depo mais quase sempre recebe

She hardly sends testimonials but almost always receives

E adiciona video de amor independente do estilo

And adds love videos regardless of style

So um vacilo e acabou ela tira as foto de grilo

One slip-up and it's over, she removes the cricket photos

Chora no computador aé disculti no scraap

Cries on the computer, argues on scrap

Eu sou meio observador trasformo orkut em rap

I'm kind of an observer, turning Orkut into rap

O namoro quera sonho virou pesadelo

The relationship that was a dream turned into a nightmare

Ela quer mudar de vida mais so mudou o cabelo

She wants to change her life but only changed her hair

Ela ainda pensa nele mais quer esquecer-lo

She still thinks of him but wants to forget him

Mais tem o nome tatuado lá no tornoselo

But his name is tattooed there on her ankle

Ela mudou a foto do perfil sexappil

She changed her profile picture to sexy

Ela tem amiga pelo brasil que ela nunca viu, mentiu

She has friends throughout Brazil that she's never seen, she lied

Em varios daqueles te amo

In many of those "I love yous"

Sentiu carencia entao passa o pano

Feeling lonely, so she overlooks it

Mais com toda essa aparencia eu gamo e nem reclamo

But with all that appearance, I'm hooked and I don't complain

Ela que sua indepedencia tá eu proclamo

Her independence, I proclaim

Nao tamo junto mais vamo so nao sei quando

We're not together but let's see, I don't know when

Enquanto isso poe mais foto que eu vou comentando

Meanwhile, she posts more photos while I keep commenting

O foda e o comentario de varios otarios, tarado

The messed up thing is the comments from various idiots, perverts

Deve tá miliano solitario, coitado ainda mais com esse short colado

Must be a million lonely, poor guy, especially with those tight shorts

As mao nao vao servi so pra digitar no teclado, tá ligado

The hands won't only serve to type on the keyboard, you know

Tem dia que vc precente que ela vai tá no seus visitantes recentes

Some days you realize she'll be in your recent visitors

Mais também eu olho o dela direto ja sei o trajeto correto pro meu afeto secreto

But I also check hers directly, I know the correct path for my secret affection

Melhor proffile ela é muito stailly so pra postar manda um scrapp com smille

Best profile, she's very stylish, just to post, sends a scrap with a smile

Vai com os amigos em comum já fala do mundao

Goes with common friends already talking about the big world

Ela vai achar que essa é pra ela e por na discriçao né nao

She'll think this is about her and put it in the description, right?

Salve salve tiu isso mortao vmg , analizando o coportamento humano

Respect, respect, bro, this is Mortão analyzing human behavior

Seje onde for tá ligado vagabundo

Wherever you are, you know, man

Essa musica nao é pra 1 nem pra 2 e pra varias quase todas

This song is not for one or two but for almost all

As malucas,so maluca, neorotica cheia de problema

The crazy ones, just crazy, neurotic, full of problems

Vazia de felicidade cheia de amiga falsa

Empty of happiness, full of fake friends

As verdadeiras inimigas ninguem mandou se envolver com isso

The real enemies, no one asked to get involved with this

Ela tem o que se quer vagabundo,ela tem o que se quer né!

She has what guys want, she has what they want, right!

Fazer o que, so doida.

What can you do, just crazy.