Papai Noel drogado Lyrics Translation in English

Cheguei em casa

I arrived home

Na noite de natal

On Christmas night

Ouvi um som estranho

I heard a strange sound

Papai Noel no quintal

Santa Claus in the backyard

Ele tava xarope

He was out of it

Todo drogado

All drugged up

Estava bêbado

He was drunk

E desanimado

And discouraged

Sua roupa tava rasgada

His clothes were torn

A sacola de presentes amassadas

The gift bag was crumpled

O gorro estava verde de sujeira

The hat was green with dirt

E o Noel só falava besteira

And Santa only spoke nonsense

Joguei ele no chuveiro

I threw him in the shower

Dei um banho frio

Gave him a cold shower

Ele se invocou e me mandou

He got angry and told me

Pra puta que pariu

To hell with it

Dei café pro bastardo

I gave coffee to the bastard

Que já indignado

Who was already outraged

Cuspiu no chão, dizendo:

He spat on the floor, saying:

- Eu não quero, não!

- I don't want it, no!

Não aguentei a frescura

I couldn't stand the fuss

Joguei chumbinho na bebida

I put poison in his drink

Ele tomou até com batida

He drank even with a mixer

E se retorceu

And writhed

Até que morreu

Until he died

Os elfos enterraram

The elves buried him

As renas eles mataram

They killed the reindeer

E pelo Rudolf rezaram

And prayed for Rudolf

Papai Noel drogado

Drugged Santa Claus

Papai Noel doidão

High Santa Claus

Papai Noel do mal

Evil Santa Claus

Se jogou no meu quintal

Threw himself in my backyard